Neural Net Guesser Porcupine-Lover AI-Bed-Shitters RISE UP
"Wait. Are we going to Monroeville?!"
"Does this ducking stool make my hysterical ass look big?"
Elmo is AGHAST

February 2023

I'm a rapper now
Back on my bullshit
How Space Saved Me: An Essay
"That's 'Missus His Hogship' to you!"

January 2023

and a bridge full of doom
There's a bobcat in The Galleria
All I want for my birthday is The Dead Sea Scrolls
This bridge is raining structure on my parade