Yinzer Gift Guide!
Damn it, Anthracite!
Oh, sweet sustenance of life
Sucked into the Eye of Sauron
Mind-choking the wooers
The human equivalent of a trash panda
A beautiful, chaotic slice of batshittery
Debauchery at the Iggle
An olfactory delight
A messy ball of garbage
Don't call it a comeback
